D for Derivative?
I am a carbon-based bipedal life form who supports Man Utd but generally prefers watching the England cricket team these days.
I write things (usually words),
I take pictures and I mess about with Ableton, all with varying degrees of lack of success.
These are the constants. Everything else is likely to change without notice and I'm afraid there's very little you and I can do about it.
boat_1914 on Flickr.
Taken with a Canon EOS 60D, using a Lensbaby Edge 80 mounted in a Lensbaby Composer. Shot in B&W on-camera, using custom B&W settings. Apart from a minor contrast tweak, this is practically straight from the camera.
Taken in Wells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, in May 2012.
Mixtape: Shenanigans 02
In conventional fashion my second Ableton mixtape followed the first, adopting a similarly conventional numbering format. I remember nothing about doing this mixtape whatsoever. Sorry, this isn’t the best anecdote as far as these things go.
The idea is that you visit the link, download each part, then play them together in order with no gap between them. The longer mixes are all 60-65 mins long and meant to fit on one audio CD. There are no complete individual records, in fact just because a record is listed, doesn’t mean you’ll get more than 10 seconds of it in some case! I make no claim as to the quality and I only generally make them for the fun of it and my own amusement.
Tracklisting
- Lazyboy – Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
- Radiohead – High
- Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing
- Sheryl Crow – What I Can Do For You
- Crowded House – Take The Weather With You
- Dr. Dre – Stil D.R.E.
- A Tribe Called Quest – Bonita Applebum
- Mark Ronson – Just
- Prince – Sign Of The Times
- DJ Yoda – Wheels
- Moby – Honey
- Sugababes – I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
- The Beastie Boys – Body Movin’
- The Soup Dragons – Free
- Diana Brown & Barrie K. Sharpe – Masterplan
- Amerie – Take Control
- Annie – Chewing Gum
- Prince – Bob George
- Foxy Brown – I’ll Be
- David Bowie – Let’s Dance
- Pink – Get The Party Started
- Playgroup – Number One
- Rose Royce – If It’s Love You’re After
- LL Cool J – Take Control
- Freeez – IOU
- Bodyrockers – I Like The Way You Move
- Kylie Minogue – Did It Again
- Double 99 – RIP Groove
- Madonna – Ray Of Light
- Praise Cats – We Got Love
- Deep Dish – Flashdance
- Syntax – Pray
- Dire Straits – Money For Nothing
- Noir – All About The House Music
- Avenue D – Do I Look Like A Slut?
- Planet Funk – Who Said?
- The Beatles – Eleanor Rigby
- Soulsearcher – I Can’t Get Enough
Download link
Wedding Shenanigans
This is a 40-minute mix that I did for the one and only wedding that I have ever DJed. I steadfastly refused to do weddings for 18 years and then agreed to do this one on a whim for a friend - we shared similar musical tastes in a lot of ways. We agreed the style and type of music well in advance, I got a load of tracks ready beforehand and then at about 11am on the morning of the wedding he said, “I’ve been talking to my family and they prefer more Stevie Wonder, Jacksons etc.”
“So they don’t want this Herbaliser stuff?”
“No.”
“They don’t want any of this Lyrics Born stuff either?”
“Not really, no.”
“Not even the Beastie Boys stuff?”
“Umm…”
Cue rapid reappraisal of set in the 40 minutes before I was due to leave for the train. In the end it all went swimmingly and I really enjoyed it. It’s the most sober I’ve ever finished a gig, I think.
So this is a short mix I put together to give me a chance to go raid the buffet and get a few drinks. It’s unashamedly quite populist. I don’t turn my nose up at pop music all that often.
Tracklisting
- MC Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock - “It Takes Two”
- The Herbaliser - “Gadget Funk”
- Beatsie Boys - “Body Movin’”
- Sugarhill Gang - “Rapper’s Delight”
- Justin Timberlink - “Rock Your Body”
- Air - “Kelly Watch The Stars”
- Barenaked Ladies - “One Week”
- Fatboy Slim - “Praise You”
- Mark Ronson and Amy Winehouse - “Valerie”
- Run DMC - “Aerosmith”
- Happy Mondays - “Step On”
- Beyonce - “Crazy In Love”
- Ini Kamoze - “Hotstepper”
- EMF - “Unbelievable”
- All Seeing I - “Walk Like A Panther”
- Fatman Scoop - “Be Faithful”
- FLC - “The Fun Lovin’ Criminal”
- DJ Kool - “Let Me Clear My Throat”
- DJ Mark The 45 King - “The 900 Number”
- The Ting Tings - “Shut Up And Let Me Go”
- Gnarls Barkeley - “Crazy”
- Maria Carey - “Last Night A DJ Saved My Life”
Download link
Mixtape: Shenanigans 01
My very first ‘proper’ mixtape in Ableton! I think I went a bit crazy with the power of being able to mix anything in 4/4 time. There are some very eclectic choices on here! This is before I realised I was better off just chopping up the bits of records that I like best.
The idea is that you visit the link, download each part, then play them together in order with no gap between them. The longer mixes are all 60-65 mins long and meant to fit on one audio CD. There are no complete individual records, in fact just because a record is listed, doesn’t mean you’ll get more than 10 seconds of it in some case! I make no claim as to the quality and I only generally make them for the fun of it and my own amusement.
Tracklisting
- Sugarhill Gang – Rapper’s Delight
- Ocean Colour Scene – The Day We Caught The Train
- Amerie – Man Up
- Fun Lovin’ Criminals – Love Unlimited
- M.I.A. – Galang
- Survivor – Eye Of The Tiger
- Usher – Yeah
- AC/DC – Back In Black
- Korn – Freak On A Leash
- LL Cool J – Phenomenon
- Embrace – Save Me
- Linkin Park – In The End
- Freestylers – B-Boy Stance
- Blondie – Rapture
- Daft Punk – Da Funk
- Syntax – Bliss
- Prince – Kiss
- Fatboy Slim – Praise You
- The Jackson 5 – I Want You Back
- Elvis Presley – A Little Less Conversation
- Barenaked Ladies – One Week
- Michael Grey – Weekend
- NERD – She Wants To Move
- James – Laid
- The Bucketheads – The Bomb!
- Lionrock – Fire Up The Shoesaw
- Britney Spears – Slave 4U
- Thunderbugs – It’s About Time That You Were Mine
- Holly Valance – Curious
- Gorillaz – Dare
- Felix Da Housecat – Silver Screen Shower Scene
- Lenny Kravitz – Are You Gonna Go My Way?
- Audio Bullys – We Don’t Care
- Todd Terry – House Sermon
- Fanny Pack – Nu Nu Yeah Yeah
- Mighty Dub Katz – Magic Carpet Ride
- Paul Oakenfold – Faster Kill Pussycat
- Deep Dish – Sacramento
- Mint Royale – Sexiest Man In Jamaica
- The Clash – Rock The Kasbah
- David Bowie – Rebel Rebel
- Yer Man – Weird Therapy
- Miss Kittin – Professional Distortion
- Primal Scream – Rocks
- Candi Staton – You Got The Love
- Men Women & Children – Dance In My Blood
- Kush – Bittersweet
- Elvis Costello – Pump It Up
- ESG – Dance
- Nikka Costa – Funkier Than A Mosquito’s Tweeter
- The Knack – My Sharona
- Girls Aloud – No Good Advice
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Mixtape: House Rules 01
So as you who actually know me will know that, for a while, I did dabble with bits of vinyl and CDs in nightclubs and stuff. I’ve got some of the mixtapes still lying around as MP3s so I’m going to stick them up here in case anyone is interested in them. Some of them are quite straightforward - this one for example is a series of records mixed together one after the other in fairly straightforward DJ fashion - some of them are rather more experimental.
The idea is that you visit the link, download each part, then play them together in order with no gap between them. The longer mixes are all 60-65 mins long and meant to fit on one audio CD. There are no complete individual records, in fact towards the end of my career I played less and less complete records and more and more samples. Just because a record is listed, doesn’t mean you’ll get more than 10 seconds of it in some case! I make no claim as to the quality and I only generally make them for the fun of it and my own amusement.
So this mix is quite unusual in that I do just play records from start to finish, one after the other. No samples, no loops, no mash-ups, no acapellas, it’s just like when I used to DJ from vinyl. God that was boring!
Tracklisting
- 1. Solu Music ft. Kimberlee – Fade (Grant Nelson Big Room Vocal – Wez Clarke Re-edit)
- 2. The Saturdays – If This Is Love (Moto Blanco Club Mix)
- 3. The Ting Tings – Great DJ (7th Heaven Remix)
- 4. Jonestown – Sweet Thang
- 5. Freemasons ft. Katherine Ellis – When You Touch Me (Original Mix)
- 6. Faith Evans – Mesmerised (Freemasons Vocal Mix)
- 7. Deepgroove – Fascinated (Original Club Mix)
- 8. Martin Solveig – Rocking Music (Joey Negro Mix)
- 9. Booty Luv – Some Kinda Rush (7th Heaven Pure Joy Remix)
- 10. Masters At Work ft. India – Backfired (Joey Negro Mix)
- 11. Blaze ft. Barbara Tucker -Most Precious Love (Ian Carey Mix)
- 12. Asha – J. J. Tribute
church_0677 on Flickr.
Taken with a modified EOS 400D. Shot from a moving 10.25” gauge train!
Taken in Wells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, in May 2012.
church_0684 on Flickr.
Taken with a modified EOS 400D. Shot from a moving 10.25” gauge train!
Taken in Wells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, in May 2012.
boats_1967 on Flickr.
Taken with a Canon EOS 60D, using a Lensbaby Edge 80 mounted in a Lensbaby Composer. Shot in B&W on-camera, using custom B&W settings. Apart from a minor contrast tweak, this is practically straight from the camera.
Taken in Wells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, in May 2012.
boats_P1010077 on Flickr.
Taken with a Panasonic LX5, in 1:1 aspect ratio using custom in-camera B&W settings.
Taken in Wells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, in May 2012.
hidden_pool_0627 on Flickr.
Taken with a modified EOS 400D.
I’m not wild about this one. I had the camera on ISO1600 and the noise is terrible. I have the RAW file though so I may just try running it through noise ninja or something.
Taken at Holkham Nature Reseve, Wells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, in May 2012.
beach_1899 on Flickr.
Taken with a Canon EOS 60D, using a Lensbaby Edge 80 mounted in a Lensbaby Composer. Shot in B&W on-camera, using custom B&W settings. Apart from a minor contrast tweak, this is practically straight from the camera.
Taken in Wells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, in May 2012.
buoy_1947 on Flickr.
Taken with a Canon EOS 60D, using a Lensbaby Edge 80 mounted in a Lensbaby Composer. Shot in B&W on-camera, using custom B&W settings. Apart from a minor contrast tweak, this is practically straight from the camera.
Taken in Wells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, in May 2012.
farm_0683 on Flickr.
buoy_1932 on Flickr.
Taken with a Canon EOS 60D, using a Lensbaby Edge 80 mounted in a Lensbaby Composer. Shot in B&W on-camera, using custom B&W settings. Apart from a minor contrast tweak, this is practically straight from the camera.
Taken in Wells-next-the-Sea, Norfolk, in May 2012.










